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Unit · Debugger class

GRANT BENNETT

UPTIME

87%

Grant Bennett as a cyber developer

BUG HUNT

Reveals the root cause. The defect hiding since sprint three is discarded.

60

LEGACY DIVE

Immune to missing documentation. Runs fine on PHP 5.6.

40

TEST COVERAGE

Prevents all regression damage for the rest of the release.

30+

Weak to
vague tickets

Strength
legacy code

Retreat
2 × coffee

GB//001 · HOLO · 1 OF 1v2026.08

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Finds the bug. Ships the fix. Leaves a test behind so it never comes back.

Software Developer from Yorkshire, running mostly on PHP and Laravel. Happy in a decade-old codebase, happier once it has tests.

Off-duty: gadgets, PS5 and Xbox, a camera, and too much Netflix. Sport disabled — except the Olympics and the Snooker. Sci-Fi module always loaded. Known weakness for Champagne and the occasional Michelin star.